Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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