dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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