My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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