do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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