Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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