He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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