I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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