Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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