first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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