More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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