Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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