i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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