I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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