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ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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