Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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