I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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