i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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