dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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