I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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