Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Enjoy the penises
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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