is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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