I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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