Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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