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that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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