True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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