its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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