i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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