a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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