i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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