If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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