So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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