I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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