I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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