What a fucking waste of an outfit
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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