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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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