Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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