Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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