dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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