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ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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