We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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