i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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