I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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