I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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