It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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