She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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