fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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