LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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