I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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