Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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