Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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