no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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