I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
two words: eviction party
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
ttyl tear gas
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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