opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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