fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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