normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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