that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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