It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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