we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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